The Perfect Machine

Just Waiting…For The Drugs…To Take Effect.

  • If you know you know. This is one of the most brilliant albums I know of. Huge fan and you should be too…

  • Wow, not been here in some time. I need to fix that. And add fucking hashtags. I wanted to pop on though, cause there is this great chicka on Substack and elsewhere who seems to have made herself a celebrity. Her name is Tova and I forget her last name. Chef Tova?

    She’s hilarious, and a nice view into a world i rejected.

    So Tova you have a fan in Cleveland.

    I have decided I am done bitching about politics. I vote. Fuck it. It’s starting to send me into a bipolar spiral. Well, it has been.

    Instead, I have been putting out oodles of friend requests on Facebook and elsewhere, and much to my shock, every one has been accepted. Not too too surprising since they all have like 50+ mutuals. But still, its cheering me the fuck up. The Gits movie has been re-released. Some of my photos are in the Rock Hall, and Steve Moriarty published some in his book. Now if we can just get Hammerbox and 7 Year Bitch into the spotlight again. Where they belong. Things are going well.

    I kind of hate to say this, but its true, that both my parents being gone now FREES ME> Completely. I no longer have to worry about their disapproval. I can do whatever the fuck i want now. I deleted my blogs from the ‘aughts cause it embarrassed my family. I was an idiot. Cause that shit was BRILLIANT> People were comparing me to Bukowski, to Vonnegut, to Hunter S.

    Since, I have been hiding. It is a huge risk putting myself out there. I’ve been on the internet a long long time, and I know it well.

    The block button is my friend…and I use it liberally. Zero Tolerance. I see a dick online, anywhere, someone else’s comments, doesn’t matter. They are gone. I don’t want to see their shit, nor do i wish them to see mine.

    Be careful what you wish for people.

    If I had gotten what I wanted, I’d be dead.

  • No i look at it as idiocy from idiots. these people are not smart. like i said many times, everything they do will backfire and always will cause they could not find their way out of a greasy New York pizza bag. Iran? It is monumentally stupid and hegseth and miller are going to go to prison. as soon as trump is dead, the very day, all the gold t’s on all his buildings and his ballroom and anything else associated with him in any way will be torn down and the wreckage used to salt the ground at Mar a lago. which will be underwater or flooding in ten years, tops.

  • 02DEC15

    and here is sandykins…
    glad she is home..it’s raining and nasty and they are saying maybe some snow finally


    kookiethecat: going to rain and wind here tonight.

    glad you are home and not in it. omar is doing her best to get along after our huge fight yesterday. it was a doozy.


    kookiethecat: good luck. glad you are not worrying.


    i love my weed. IIr…


    kookiethecat: I love your weed too.

     https://youtu.be/2Sh9cezHNec

    wow she actually smiled at me. it’s been a very long time since i saw her smile. poor wretched dearheart! i am so glad i am not in yer head!!


    kookiethecat: 🙂

    wow nancy…she’s laying down now, but ever since i suggested IIII move downstairs, she’s been a peach. she wanted to get started right away..i begged out til tomorrow.
    maybe her coveting this bedroom has been the problem all this time. i am very pleased cause downstairs, ALL KINDSA ROOM TO PACE lol…my usual way of staying in shape. my ass is soft as a new born babes…no room at all barely to move upstairs


    the snow will hit us within the hour…not much, but at least some. about fucking time.
    from the best i can reckon, in fifty years the great lakes are going to be the new miami lol

    miami itself will be underwater

    this will be primo real estate by the time my son inherits it

    the snow might be here for a day. it will be fifty again in a day or two

    it will be nice to see it at least..i think i might take a walk

    i will be able to pace from the front door through the living room and into the kitchen to the back door, repeat, ad nauseum

    also, Omar can have her lair up here all to herself, except when i need to use the bathroom…and any guests i have won’t see her at all, less they need the can. i can have my nice sane world downstairs, but upstairs? a new urban legend….is she possessed? crazy? an alien life form? an angel come to earth? does she have baby parts in bottles in her bedroom?
    be careful not to wake her JESUS CHRIST SHE”LL CURSE YER OFFSPRING>>>>

    i am one funny funny funny motherfucker. nancy, when i die? since you will no doubt outlive me by decades? have it say on my tombstone…’he was one funny motherfucker..’

    • Current Mood:  amused
    • Current Location: Funk Palace Of NE Ohio
    • Current Music: Yello – Crash Dance (Remastered) | Powered by Last.fm
  • Distal Joint

    it is just highly irritating it doesn’t hurt at all and never did. I was taking off my sweat pants. I rupture a tendon, Unreal. but i cannot allow the tip of my finger to bend for many moons. i sleep with it on. i shower with it on. if the distal joint flexes, i am back to square one. it SUCKS

    i have been through so so so much shit in my life and conquered it all, but nicotine, and This. it is just a very long haul but i am used to it. i have to look at my hands when i type tho

    grrrrrr see what i mean? shit like that. i can’t pick up my coffee cup! try and light a bic lighter? it goes flying out of your hand

    i have way more respect for my ring fingers now.

  • The New May 4TH 1970

    Once again, I am going to let music speak for me:

  • We Need Coffin Break

    Coffin Break – Kill The President

    You all know what I think about the government killings of two innocents.

    I am not going to say a thing. Use your imaginations.

    Receipts will come due. Keep filming. It is all evidence for the upcoming trials. Their insane, and I mean that literally, plots will backfire as they always do. Their leaders are craven hucksters. Out for bucks and views. In the coming closer and closer climate catastrophes, your money will do you no good then my friends. Are you honest? Can you be trusted? Do you keep your word, are you reliable, can you be depended on? Our current crop of leaders are decidedly unworthy. Please, boomers, retire.

    We should also limit your screen time.

    In the not to distant future, co-operation will be the only way for everyone to survive. I almost want it to happen. If there are really aliens I am sure they monitor us with a wary side eye, like a destructive toddler. Beware! Look what these creatures do to their peacemakers!

    Ah, fuck it. Here, I will leave you all with this:

  • 9:46 PM

    Omg Minneapolis is crazy

    yeah. ground zero in thw war against ICE. which is looking more and more like a real war

    It does

    it was coming. and they kill a white suburban mom, who happens to be married to a woman. this could not be worse for them. i mean trump. now they are rattling sabres about greenland. if trump attacks greenland, we will be at war with europe. he thinks they are pussies and won’t do anything. they will.

    the elections in november are very important

    You sent

    he won’t it’s all hot air. he’s a blowhard and a pussy and a coward and in the future Trump will be a swear word all over the world. it already is.

    it’s really fucked up and the israelis are committing genocide in gaza, and this is not propaganda, it’s facts. and here, the right wing are so isolated in their sewer they have no clue

    the one thing we have going for us, the real patriots, is they are all buffoons and just blatantly lying as always and MAGA eats it up.

    they think honey, that if they dress up in tactical gear and rough people up, well that plays real well on conservative media. it’s all for ‘content’. it’s fucking absurd. they think liberals are all pussies and we’ll what? roll over and beg for mercy lol? we have guns too. we just aren’t assholes who hate everyone.

    they are going to get absolutely destroyed in november. they know it. expect more craziness.

  • December 8th, 2020

    oh corinne!

    • Dec. 8th, 2020 at 7:15 PM
    UK

    do you really believe trump won? i have done a dive into the swill you folks are fed, and it is First Level Crazy. if you guys and your ‘militia’ try anything, like oh, storming a capital building? the cops may be on your side, but 90% of the WORLD is against you. please just see it for what it is? you have been FLIMFLAMMED. it’s ok.

    if you stick with it, well you will destroy the GOP as i have been saying. i mean, we over here on the left have the centrists, like biden, and the progressives, like bernie and liz and the ‘squad’ (very dumb nickname and should be mocked), but you guys have the centrists, and the loony fringe. i suppose from your view the progressives are loonies too.
    but our side does not do things like have happened in GA. it is going too far from your loony fringe and people are very rightly scared. you really think you can start a public insurrection? i think the army navy and marines might have something to say about that.

    • Current Location:peaceful on the lakeshore
    • Current Mood:america lurches towards a bigger mess
    • Current Music:bulwark podcast with a.b. stoddard

  • they did a good job with me but i need that moved along a bit lol

    i know how they work. every SECOND they hang on to your money is money for them

    any delay pays them

    what a racket lol

    they may make 2 cents on the whole deal but add that up a billion times

    someday i hope to see a day where a man’s word and integrity mean everything. well i mean that, instead of how much money you have. the elites seem to think that when the shit hits the fan, they will be all safe. no. not at all. cause money as it was won’t mean shit anymore

    do you keep your word? are you relieable? do you tell the truth? those who do all those things will be the ones who thrive.

    Mary

    They should now that’s what I count

    Mary

    They r rare tho

    You sent

    co-operation is the only SENSIBLE thing for everyone to do. war, conflict, weapons, are an utter waste of resources