The Perfect Machine

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i used to drive completely fucked up when i was a teenager. even tripping on acid. how did i survive? i must be meant for something lol

It’s just sheer luck I never got a DUI.

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when i was 18, my younger brother brad and i went to kelly’s island to ‘camp’, brought along karl and his now wife deb. we took the ferry over and ended up at an abandoned airport, just sitting there, all of us tripping balls, and the cops come. like, the only cops. and they search the car and find the one gram of actually great Jamaican weed, and our bong. so they arrest ME cause it was our car and i was 18, brad who admitted the weed and bong were his got off cause he was 17. so they put me in the back of the car, and remember, i am on two hits of acid. so we go to the cop station, my tripping balls brother and our friends following, and the cops say, holding up the bong, ‘i hear if you put wine in these, it gives you a better buzz. is that true son? ‘

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i swear they really said that. we all started laughing. it was just crazy. anywys they give us a ticket for the weed and it was a 100$ fine paid through the mail, that brad paid for. it was his weed lol

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god that was quite a night. forgot all about it

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